Top 10 MLS Blunders in Showcasing Miami Real Estate
#1 Tiny Photos
Wha.. ! You selling something?
#2 Dark & Dim Images
Creepy, just creepy!
#3 Selfie’s
We don’t need to see your leg, arm & flash when showcasing the condo. Avoid the mirror.
#4 Showcasing the Toilet
In the case of the $5,000 Japanese toilet that vibrates, warms and cleans with precision, advertise! Otherwise, remove the ceramic. Don’t get me wrong, the luxurious bathroom needs to be photographed but really (?) there’s a Loo outfitted in every home.
#5 Leaving the Lights Off.
Turn all lights on within the first 5 minutes before shooting. (See #2)
#6 Blurred or Upside Down Images.
Because we don’t property shop drunk. Right Click image & ‘Rotate.’
#7 BOLD TEXT THROUGHOUT MLS REMARKS.
Your excitement and yelling is hurting my eyes. We get it, it’s a BAD A$$ property!
#8
Yes, you DO need TEXT in the MLS Remarks Section so we have a little knowledge & info before previewing the listing.
#9 Broker Remarks: “Do not call, text or email listing agent, Use Show Assist.”
MLS Broker Remarks that stress a listing agents inability to handle queries which may lead to believe.. Do Not Contact me, I’m too busy to answer any dumb questions you may have.
#10 Spanglish
Yes Miami, we can stop this.. “condo with ‘Espectacular’ views 2/2 unit at Trump Tower.”
Honorable mention:
“Tenant Occupied. Cannot Show Until 2015”
