Top 10 MLS Blunders in Showcasing Miami Real Estate
#1 Tiny Photos
Wha.. ! You selling something?
#2 Dark & Dim Images
Creepy, just creepy!
We don’t need to see your leg, arm & flash when showcasing the condo. Avoid the mirror.
#4 Showcasing the Toilet
In the case of the $5,000 Japanese toilet that vibrates, warms and cleans with precision, advertise! Otherwise, remove the ceramic. Don’t get me wrong, the luxurious bathroom needs to be photographed but really (?) there’s a Loo outfitted in every home.
#5 Leaving the Lights Off.
Turn all lights on within the first 5 minutes before shooting. (See #2)
#6 Blurred or Upside Down Images.
Because we don’t property shop drunk. Right Click image & ‘Rotate.’
#7 BOLD TEXT THROUGHOUT MLS REMARKS.
Your excitement and yelling is hurting my eyes. We get it, it’s a BAD A$$ property!
Yes, you DO need TEXT in the MLS Remarks Section so we have a little knowledge & info before previewing the listing.
#9 Broker Remarks: “Do not call, text or email listing agent, Use Show Assist.”
MLS Broker Remarks that stress a listing agents inability to handle queries which may lead to believe.. Do Not Contact me, I’m too busy to answer any dumb questions you may have.
Yes Miami, we can stop this.. “condo with ‘Espectacular’ views 2/2 unit at Trump Tower.”
“Tenant Occupied. Cannot Show Until 2015”