Top 10 MLS Blunders in Showcasing Miami Real Estate

Top 10 MLS Blunders in Showcasing Miami Real Estate

#1 Tiny Photos

Wha.. ! You selling something?

Tiny MLS Photos

 

 

 

 

#2 Dark & Dim Images

Creepy, just creepy!

Dark Room-Messy Bed

 

 

 

 

 

 

#3 Selfie’s

We don’t need to see your leg, arm & flash when showcasing the condo. Avoid the mirror.

Realtor Selfie

 

#4 Showcasing the Toilet

In the case of the $5,000 Japanese toilet that vibrates, warms and cleans with precision, advertise! Otherwise, remove the ceramic. Don’t get me wrong, the luxurious bathroom needs to be photographed but really (?) there’s a Loo outfitted in every home.

Trump Toilet

#5 Leaving the Lights Off.

Turn all lights on within the first 5 minutes before shooting. (See #2)

Lights Off?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

#6 Blurred or Upside Down Images.

Because we don’t property shop drunk. Right Click image & ‘Rotate.’

Heinous Home Photo

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

#7 BOLD TEXT THROUGHOUT MLS REMARKS.

Your excitement and yelling is hurting my eyes. We get it, it’s a BAD A$$ property!

#8 

Yes, you DO need TEXT in the MLS Remarks Section so we have a little knowledge & info before previewing the listing.

#9 Broker Remarks: “Do not call, text or email listing agent, Use Show Assist.”

MLS Broker Remarks that stress a listing agents inability to handle queries which may lead to believe.. Do Not Contact me, I’m too busy to answer any dumb questions you may have.

#10 Spanglish

Yes Miami, we can stop this.. “condo with ‘Espectacular’ views 2/2 unit at Trump Tower.”

Honorable mention:

“Tenant Occupied. Cannot Show Until 2015”